May 2012
cashcrab:
Imagine being in a band that used “funny inside joke” song titles for more than four albums
Charles Bronson didn’t make more than four albums, right?
redstarsanschastity:
reinventingthekarmicwheel:
redstarsanschastity:
I played a FIFA game for the first time last night and man that was fun as hell. I’ma get FIFA 12
I wasn’t aware this could happen.
???
Just a joke about soccer video games. Like, idk, I’ve never heard good things about them. Fun’s fun though.
redstarsanschastity:
I played a FIFA game for the first time last night and man that was fun as hell. I’ma get FIFA 12
I wasn’t aware this could happen.
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“The best answer to the question, “Will computers ever be as smart as humans?” is...”
– Vernor Vinge
Bill Clinton caught surrounded by porn stars — RT →
rtamerica:
Former President Bill Clinton has been caught once again getting close with a woman in a blue dress, but this incident involves neither Oval Office sexcapades nor a White House intern. No, no, no — the ex-chief exec has graduated to porn stars.
caught? he took a picture with them
who gives a fuck?
takeofftheglassesbitch:
reinventingthekarmicwheel:
daytime tv is fucked up
like that shit got stuck in a wormhole in the early 2000s and stopped changing
Judge Judy hasn’t aged in like 20 years what’s the deal
Don’t talk shit about judge judy
hey now i just meant she’s very youthful
though she could maybe turn down the sass a little
she reminds me of a snapping turtle
“The workshop abutted a warehouse full of table legs—one hundred and sixty-two...”
– Greg Egan (Permutation City)
Russia 2045 →
According to the company’s website, the project consists of four stages. Stage 1 – called Avatar – is aimed at creating a robotic copy of the human body, controlled though a brain-computer interface. This stage is to be completed by 2020. Stage 2 – Body B – to create an Avatar in which a human brain is transplanted at the end of one’s life. This stage is to be completed by 2025. Stage 3 –...
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chill-atheist:
Im not ugly, i get called handsome alot i was just trying to kick it with a frumpy *** girl for a while to see if i could do it and feel good about myself but now im in to deep. So should i tell my friends to tell her shes ugly instead so i wont hurt her feelings and instead they will?
2 days ago
ihaveabsolutelynoidea:
royal-navy:
Equal rights > Feminism
do you understand what you just said
do you understand anything
what are you trying to accomplish
presscolor:
I don’t get why those “arty” screen caps are so popular. It’s like a glitchy low-quality still of an unknown film from the 60s and it just shows a stapler or something and a caption that reads “Men are pigs. We shall dance now”. and it has like 2,349 notes and it’s like WHAT WHY
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daytime tv is fucked up
like that shit got stuck in a wormhole in the early 2000s and stopped changing
Judge Judy hasn’t aged in like 20 years what’s the deal
inappropriate way to greet a friend:
hey man I saw your mom the other day she was all hopped up on pills
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redstarsanschastity:
quoms:
okay i definitely have all of ‘emily’ memorised
two or three one-word slip-ups and i got stuck for a couple seconds on a line but on the whole it feels good
the only issue with memorising something this long is that if you don’t want to rush it it takes ten minutes to check whether you remember it or not
I hope you’re talking about Emily by From First To Last
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matthejew:
saucyshipmate:
godbrain:
matthejew:
the subject of cyberbullying is really iffy
i don’t think people should be outright bullying others ever but at the same time you’ve gotta sack up
i weighed 340 pounds at my highest and hit puberty in the 5th grade which gave me acne like you wouldn’t believe, i was picked on all throughout my life and it was never easy but eventually i just...
me: *hears alien ant farm*
me: is that gotdamn
me: alien ant farm?
